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Model of Approved expansion of Cameron Yards to be completed 2008 provided the fund raising drive of Peanut Brittle goes well. An agreement has been finalized  with Proctor and Gamble and Stadium naming rights will change name of Field to "Summers Eve Field at Cameron Yards"	Cameron Yards Stadium Before contraction of stadium, and before expansion Of Park Rd.to Hwy 51 circa 1955
IN MEMORIUM: "Mr. Scraps"  (1989-2005)  Cameron Yards beloved Mascot
CAMERON YARDS Has installed a brand new state-of-the-art grass field after the conclusion of the 2006 season for the first time since the stadium opened in 1927. Prescription Athletic Turf (PAT), created and installed by the Cincinnati-based Motz Group, used the latest agronomic and engineering technology to manage field moisture through controlled drainage and irrigation. The 100,000 square feet of bermuda grass is grown on pure sand, beneath which a vacuum chamber is laid over a water-tight plastic barrier that forcibly extracts water during heavy rains. New moisture gauges monitor the field's water level in coordination with a microprocessor that controls drainage functions. A computer controller has the ability to reverse the scenario and subirrigate when the sand's moisture reading drops below the optimal level.

 

UPCOMING PROMOTIONS FOR THE  2007 SEASON!

May 2   Fireworks After doubleheader May 7   Free Bat Night  to the first 10,000 Fans May 27  Nickel Beer Night All night long. June 1    Benny Broderick displays his  Antique Zipper collection June 2   Nickel beer nite and free bat night. June 20  Danny Most (Happy Day's "Ralph Malph") will             sing the National Anthem June 28  The Culligan Man Performs "Oklahoma" after game. June 29   Kids Win prizes if they run around the bases and reach home plate before "Big Chief Sixpack" finds first base..  Sparklers and a roman candle after game. June 30  Free Potted Meat to the first 10 fans. July  4    Bottle Rockets and That M-80 Ed has wanted to use              after game. July 7   Using empirical and anecdotal evidence, "Snooks" shows fans after game how to create a tear in the space/time continuum..  Fun! Prizes! July  23   Danny Most will again sing the National Anthem. July 24    REUNION  at The Yards.  All the Security Guards from The "Star Trek" series who went on Landing party detail who never stood even a sliver of a  chance of returning to ship  will reunite for a 35 yr reunion after the Game. July 25    Jose Gomez, former Voice of The "Frito Bandito, tells anecdotes between innings.     July  26    Dan Blocker Tribute night July  28 Free hemo-ocult test to the first 1000 fans. July  30   Couples Night. All Couples half price admission.  After the game Couples will enjoy music from a live band and your Favorite beverage. Husbands are invited to exchange data with each other and wives are invited to conjecture on the state of other couples' Marriages. Fireworks...door prizes Aug.  1  Two Live Bands after Game. Alternative Rock bans "The Vomit Spaniels"  and  "Beagly-Beagly and the Stretchmarks" perform live. Aug   2     Any Fan Named  " Dirk " gets in free. Aug. 3   Pitbulls to be unleashed on a Mime during 7th inning stretch. Aug   5      Flynn and Ohara Night      Catholic School Pants that can                 literally stand on their own will Race.   Prizes! Aug    6     Braille Hollerin' contest after game. Aug    9      Nixon Resignation night. Aug    11    Charlotte Observer night. Local paper will                 introduce revamped paper that NOW includes                 worldwide and national news to go along with The                 News2Use, "Brittney", Diversity This"  Diversity That" "J-Lo", and "Whose Been                 Wronged Today" sections. Special segment that indicates that Immigration may in fact have SOME impact.....on Mexico, whereupon Observer reveals that Immigrants may be taking STD's back to Mexico.  Also Bottle Rockets. Aug.   19    Meeting of The Undead Gather at Cameron Yards for reunion before game.. Free admission. Must Bring Covered dish. Aug    20    Larry Storch Tribute night. Aug    23     The New Zoo Review Teaches the Letter "R" Aug    27     Free Smock to the first 50 fans Aug.   28     WFNZ night. Mark Packer Cackles incessantly and QCB speaks completely unintelligably.  Free WFNZ 610 Hat to first 1000 fans. Sep     2      Fly Fishing demonstrations between Innings Sep.    3      "Make a HipHop Video in 6 Easy Steps"  demonstration provided by "Dr. Ice Dray-Z Scoop-DogmasterDre- FunkZ 2000" after Game. The Doctor shows fans how to make their very own hip-hop video at home in under in 5 minutes: 1)align ballcap off to side to infer sophistication 2) look angry 3) suggest you can have sex when you want it/where you want it.   4) Have Barely dressed woman heave Loins in your face   5) Flail your fingers at Camera repeatedly 6) grab your Unit over and over.    Then Repeat, and repeat again. Then repeat.  All for the price of one admission ticket.  Fun!  prizes! Sep      7     Greased Pig Race Sep.   8     Rottweilers to be unleashed on a Mime during 7th inning stretch. Sep      10    Greased Llama Race Sep      12    MSNBC's  Keith Olberman will vilify capitalism and religion and in under 2 minutes will change outfits and become an  objective debate and news moderator, all between innings! Sep      18     Fescue Germination demonstration. Sep      20     Greased Goldfish Race Sep.     21     Islamic Apology Night. Fans will dedicate evening to understanding Radical Islam and conduct group hug and apologize to us  thinking their starting point is Us  being dead. Sep.     22     A really Pissed Tabby Cat to be unleashed on a mime during 7th inning stretch. Sep      29      Doogie Howser night Sep.     30     Free Barium Enima to the first 100 fans. Oct        1      Frances Bavier (Aunt Bea) lookalike night